it cracks me up because now every time that they laugh

you built a giant bug toilet?

I like your brains

They call me High Plains Toaster, but my toasting days are long behind me

My name is Bobson Dugnut. Pleased to meet you.

That's what a robot would say.

i look like draco malfoy today

I get the hustle, but I'm the wrong demographic for it

my feelings are facts

the sound of my own breathing and frustration

oh my gosh we are getting a pink couch oh that looks so good

my badge numbers when I worked at the Sheriff's Department

How it started

When one drawer closes...

meeting yourself in video games

testing of the Bella Jump scare system