I would not join the cult

All mirrors are evil. There is no good mirrors. Ever.

start with a fruit basket. Cantaloupe. Extra honeydew.

oh no he ate her he completely ate her all of her

I don't think that's an appropriate dress for a cannibal gathering

Your ex is crazy. He had to go to a cult to forget you

A giant bag of cocaine? Oh my gosh.

the most humane thing for the environment is to push her back in the water

what an amazing and stupid storytelling plot

I'm too pretty for jail

when the game gives up on you

we threw her into the dumpster. Because that's what you do.

I would fire my staff in a heartbeat

Mina licked it, so it's Mina's now

Come out Timmy, let's play

i blended in with the barnacles he thought i was barnacles