Lasagna! We're making lasagna!

my microwave has a tracker my microwave has Bluetooth and Wi-Fi

I'm glad plate steel is that fragile

that got me. That completely got me

I could domesticate that alligator

My wife is still alive and she's been living in the sewer

My Dog Just Asked Me To Murder Someone

my real name's Clarence, but my rapper name is Lil Chud

is ma okay ma is now a purse

I just got an achievement for having ADHD

Why are you naked?

Just put me in the goo

should I be drinking it?

The Truth About Half-Life 3

anime girl thighs

I actually did it. I'm a champion