good things come to those who wait

The Trifecta (Best Play, 1st AND Trophy)

Great start ends abruptly

When Rios runs out of Ammo

stealing the missus pen

Making Zombie Popcorn

Vasectomy done quick

Never mess with a man who can end you from another area code

justice for those who cheat!!

Never mess with a man who can end you from another area code

When you don't specify who needs to die.

Exploration and leveling up time

Margit: Slain!

sacrilige in video game form

Dark Souls First Playthrough Continued

When they find out you're neither a lady, nor have a baby.