We good cowpoke.

I'm supposed to steer them AWAY from danger.

What a wonderful world this would be.

How much do you think it will hurt?

I don't know what I'm doing *immediately scores a goal*

Madden cheats!

Let's see how bad I am...

I should have known!

That was so close!

The marshall won't be happy about this!

Blind as a bat...

Use a shotgun!

Pigs almost got me!

Typical Schu Bird gameplay!

I can't control my hands

Tacos