I scammed that guy. That card was worth £120.

get out of here with your 13p card, peasant

crazy cat lady because i'm just there literally walking with a cat alongside me

Queuing is an art form

he used to piss in my shoes

If you ever look outside your window and you see a rustle in the bushes, that's me

my dyslexia read that as i had to grab my steak from falcor

that person's a couple of sandwiches short of a toolbox

you could literally chase me with a bottle of ketchup

the key to me being good at Sea of Thieves is to not play it

that's like calling an Uber and asking for a lift to the airport

calling an Uber and asking for a lift to the airport and him dropping you off at Madame Tussauds instead

you can go and talk to a basket of onions

it was like we were spooning down the slide

Money back? Okay, kill them immediately.

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