Talk about dicks but don't turn into dicks

CHord

The ol' bait and switch

Missle Jumpscare

The Clutch Save!

Don't shoot I'm the bard!

I KNEW they would come to life!

Putting my heart rate to the test

This is why I don't play horror games!

suck big hairy sweary balls 金玉

sarge got them moves

Mondongo agrees

I spoke too soon!

Don't taunt the worm!

Do a flip!

Not on my watch!