taint+death=Disrespectful af

not even close

A bird a bear a plane erm Dragon?!

so tort can remember his review

sooooo if you have dinoblade on your wishlist.. wait..

!storkfact

Jumpscare For The Tort Of War

#TortTakes

tort busts a move

Master of disguise

Returning to our roots

Who's lucky what?

How did you do that???

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Can you Test Tort's vision?

THE ALMIGHTY TORT