this didn't happen in the movie

the distracting Sam-wiche

no. no. no. NO!!!!!!

The Horror

please be impressed

this is impressiveeeeeeee

SpongeBob grinds hardcore

Welp here we go again

Follow Your Rainbow

Sam dies mid voice-acting

Whats with his hands?

Sam bestows her wisdom

"I'll just use the save slate" the save slate in question

Mooozzarelllla Sssstick

I lost me dollar...

bear jumpscare: the sequel