there is an emergency We need an emergency lobotomy for me

I am abnormal. My blood work being normal means something is wrong

my husband's pronouns are he, him, and I call him wifey all the time

I don't know what a swallow did, but it sounds kinky

That's the inside of my soul. Pure panic.

I rely on anxiety to survive my work week

you will get a baby out of a dead mama

lack of pets and mounts is not one of those issues

I don't speak dick and mouth yet. Sorry.

I'm an indoor house cat

it has to be halloween otherwise it's not happening

just don't tell anybody that I cried

You scared the bejesus out of me, child

I actually have some sort of neuro spicy thing going on

No more pole dancing for you, babe

Guardian of the Seed. What I call my zipper.