I thought you all were here for my dazzling and charismatic personality

ragebait success

That we call, EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

Look at them flapping

Can't relate

Sometimes you don't pull out fast enough

BAKA

Am I the bad guy?

Any milkers in chat? Don't answer that.

Do you think Germany is just one cloud tall?

Can't even pet the cock

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and webs excite me

I got only fans

let's make some purple lego noodle soup

I give up spelling

It was just my brain protecting me from work that didn't need to be done