"youre a movie star!"

*falls* you didn't see anything

thats the wrong bookmark folder

[TW Tourettes] what a way to start the day

God is my ex girlfriend

[TW truecrime] what a warrior! she was 14 at the time

a serial killer cut off her arms!?

please dont eat garlic, kitties

after hours of excruciating pain, im starting to feel better

mild ovarian torsion, brought to you by United Healthcare denying progesterone

brush AND FLOSS your teeth or else you'll end up like me

tooth hurts too bad to wear pants, pray for my kidneys

where did the second one come from?!

butter as a metaphor for criminal paraphilia

neo nazis are terminally mentally ill

the best part of watching truecrime: watching justice unfold