That brings it up to a 5, because I'll probably get pizza and beer

I've only been paid to promote one ARPG, but I would have done it for free

I shit in those pants before I sold them

Is it the guy with two names in his character name? Does he ride a bicycle?

I tried it as a kid

Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair.

Fangs of Asterkarn Day 2! | @rizarjay | !diablofilter

Fangs of Asterkarn Day 2! | @rizarjay | !diablofilter

Fangs of Asterkarn Day 2! | @rizarjay | !diablofilter

Fangs of Asterkarn Day 2! | @rizarjay | !diablofilter

Fangs of Asterkarn Day 2! | @rizarjay | !diablofilter

Fangs of Asterkarn Day 2! | @rizarjay | !diablofilter

Fangs of Asterkarn Day 2! | @rizarjay | !diablofilter

I accidentally vendored my pants to the vendor while I was in the fight

Summer's stupid. Whoever invented it needs to go away.

I could have eaten a whole human