I ate the full bag of Sour Patch Kids

well i just scared a random lady

There's no reason for you to crash out.

yawn

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🌸Live from the Bahamas!🌸 76/300 PPP | #UpThePP !PPP - Clip 2

Can I steal people's shit?

Anne flank or Anne Frank?

the pain will go away, but I got my boots

I just spilled my Fanta all over me

megaphone incident part 2

It's a goat! It's a goat!

I have an IRL girlfriend

I need a good horror movie to impress her.

Goats? Nuh-uh. Discrimination.

oh no, ooops