Yay I Got a.. Whatnow??

Patricide? Sign me up!

Not the kind of embrace I thought he was giving

This is how I view my birthday

I am going to come

Put a baby in her

Slammed their pride like a big thicc girthy meaty.....

does anyone else hate the watery precum from condiments?

This is weird right?

OH SHIT THATS A SWORD

PSA: Don't kill your daughter mmkay?

They're young, in love, we're killing this man....

You know what this means, SEX!

Only you *moans* are stopping you from hosting *moans* DND

Alpaca noises

How to greet homies