you literally have the black pearl from pirates of the caribbean

Hey, Dad, how's your nuts now? Bam!

You can almost retire in the USSR

Chilling and Collecting Pals

Shiver me Timbers Hearties - Clip 3

Shiver me Timbers Hearties - Clip 1

It's Captain Pissoff

Insurance fraud! Congratulations, you committed insurance fraud

Shrimp gumbo. Shrimp salad. Shrimp on a stick

Did I win Tarkov yet?

They move a little quicker than you run there, Skippy

we haven't even got past question five

I didn't even get out of the base

This is peak cinema, boys

Happy 250th AMERICA! - Clip 2

I don't give a shit! I hit a helicopter!