"it is time to be jumpscared again"

guess i WON'T go outside, then

"SIR THAT'S NOT NICE"

"he doesn't even have the-- kEY???????"

how did i get away with that????

gets shot into the air, starts wheezing

cosmic inflation???

heyyyy big fella! *dies*

knock me up???

karma got kitty

this is how saw x started

oh my god i just got sucked *explodes*

four???

I CAN LEAVE! LET ME OUT! (flashbang + volume warning)

wesker's on sOMETHING

maybe jack baker is a little scary XD