i said i digress when really i said penguins

My sneezing fit's because I'm allergic to the bullshit

You touched me and I did not like it

He was never with me to stop

That looks like my ex-wife

It wasn't meant to be

She tried to touch me and I didn't consent to it. Mommy.

For people that are confused, I made strawberry, cherry, and white chocolate muffins

I just made her walk around Tesco

slide to the left he struck my monkey oh hello do a little dance

Trophy hunting leave me alone foul beast - Clip 3

I got a trophy

Big scary things and I'm hugging gnomes

Michael, touching people is not okay. You must ask permission first.

I shall not be a sacrifice - Clip 3

I looked like I was contemplating death