Are you a firefighter? Because you make me hot and leave me wet ;) │241/300 followers <3│

IM HIM

amen

Are you an empty donut? Because you look like you could use some filling ;)

Are you an empty donut? Because you look like you could use some filling ;)

I want you to pay close attention to the first three words of this sentence ;)

"YEAH DADDY" (ace)

I want you to pay close attention to the first three words of this sentence ;)

If I was a pizza delivery guy, I would be giving YOU the tip ;)

Roses are red, the sun gives off heat, when your legs get tired use my face as a seat ;)

If it’s true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning ;) (HAPPY BDAY HOOLIA)

Did you have Lucky Charms for breakfast? Because you're looking magically delicious ;)

throw that a$$ in a circle

you wish that was you huh?

will he get a date or a restraining order?

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have FINE written all over you ;)