Perfect Grunty impression

Quandongs did what in the backyard?

Delicious

Hyrule has drop skeletons

Totally normal gaming behaviour

Feldie would nuke Lord Jabu Jabu

Splat

Quandongs hates wildlife

It's THE Feldie

evidence

"Yeah, I actually, uh - think it's enforced. slavery."

The residents of Hyrule have it coming

Quandongs is disgusting

"Suck my fetus"

What Quandongs does to people who don't agree with her

Quandongs evicts tenants from their homes so she can objectify their bodies :O