His super soaker wasn't ready to soak

Like the Chihuahua that Paris Felton keeps in her purse

As a procurer of breasticles, I know a thing

100 to 0

clutching 101

How thick is your leg that it's shaking the entire office?

And I clutched. How? No idea. Ballsy? Absolutely.

Twice I went back

That's two teams dead

I'mma touch it

women don't get to make the rules so i banned them

I farted and a poopy almost slipped out

I did not, in fact, have it

I went to go stupidly close the door

Are you guys ready to watch us pop a cherry?

naked runs is how it is