Axe of the true hero

they did used to call me the parkour pup back in high school

Back in my day we had to walk to school uphill on half a heart both ways

I'm sorry, are those dog snakes?

God watches you, and I'm putting on quite a show

Those are two bears high-fiving

a single bee spawn egg

he tried to gaslight!

They're not Golden Retrievers. So therefore infinitely inferior.

I've already beaten this game a million times

I have a legally binding contract

How will pupper handle this?!

The game is just not me-sided

I always knew he was gonna leave me

This game is mothless

I quit