not me sitting here begging people to play hunt with me

we're here to explore your boundaries, not push through them

Meester, I'm deed in up to my eyeballs

A promise made, and maybe soon, a promise kept.

Guys, welcome to P-Circle

I wasn't ready to accept that I'd lost

That's the most unhinged I've ever seen.

I'm the best streamer in the entire world

No one ever regretted following the creepy little girl in a horror game

When I tried Wellbutrin, the side effects gave me dermatographia

find somebody who matches your freak

punch the hater

it's almost like a throat song that I sing to the wind

don't tell Punchy's wife, but there were a few times I ran out of deodorant

I'm guessing you're pooping just fine

I feel like my mascara is intact