My Vehicle's Old, Can I Have Yours?

I'm genuinely surprised this game is still online

falling into lava for the third time

Through Ice, Fire, Death, and Desire

the pots always respawn

it ain't easy being this cheesy

again?

crushing defeat

crushed... by a pot

Through Ice, Fire, Death, and Desire

Magical Stone of Torch Extinguishing

I beat Jevil on my first try

please i want to win this time

please i want to win this time

Maslow's entire hierarchy of needs fulfilled in an instant

where'd the ground go?