I'm gonna become the first devil dinosaur to win a game while twerking

We would have been earlier, but Pika had to update her game

Or a lawyer. Or a dentist.

Don't make me pull out my chancla on you

Should I go and risk Cyclospora at McDonald's

you're allowed to take the flammable liquid onto the plane?

just get in the ball

Is tea soup?

I fell asleep on the bench

Four dudes away from Five Guys

Yula wasn't... Don't listen to him

Your butt cheeks must be vibrating

My baby Precious. He was my first 5-star.

I forgot that I was muted this whole time

[EN AS/AR45 NA/AR60] Donathon Time!! We forgot to do our dailies!! OFFKAI PREP!!~ !pg !nospoilers !nocursing !wheel

You don't have to feel guilty for finding happiness anymore