I had a Percy Jackson themed birthday party

i watched 50 shades of gray in theaters with my mom

I graduated in 2017. Oh, shit. That's next year.

it literally felt like a cartoon

my phone is dead as usual because i was reading too much smut today instead of working

People break up over Catan, I swear

QUADRA PUK

i acted upon my dream

Moldy Puk

Keon just broke and entered. He's in my bathroom right now.

EW! EW! EW! EW! EW!

do you ever catch yourself watching someone's stream

Can I wear boots at a wedding? Is that allowed?

Project Hail Mary, I cried three times

And once I fell asleep while he was speaking to me

like little faces and stuff