people who visit jens wet spot are hot and dont get ran over by cars

when the weary emoji wants to take accountability and change her ways but she doesnt get the chance

UHH.. how do you? UHHH 🐍

when ur telling oomf a story about trade and you lose your train of thought and have to just sigh

Thats a first.. Ive neer had it not fit

🤡🤡

boys when they find out they have crabs

aint nothin to it

Do you still have to use the bathroom?

my bacteria project in biology class

i see your lethal pursuer and i raise you jennifer

me too rex ur not special!

3 for 3!

don't worry, i'll make you worry you're gonna get blinded

jen making killers worry like no other dwight can

when my tinder date is on lexapro