Living for Alan Wake

Pick up lines only for Mr. Scratch

I'M ALAN WAKE

Alan Wake is all of our experiences as writers.

The writing process is so beautiful.

Sweet Dope of Mine (Dope a' Mine) Empress' newest hit single.

Zing!

C-C-C-C-C-C-COYLE?!

The stuff of fanfiction.

Having the most rad time.

How did it happen here?

I love the Therapy! It helps me see beyond the television to what's actually there.

I'd serenade Satan if you threw me into hell.

Threw you my heart and you're still mad?

Always a song in my heart.

Don't give them one inch?