They call me the Pister

The prison guard's a pirate. Hell yeah.

you can sign these nuts not with that pen though

I want to be like Dead Battery when I grow up

I'm not a flirtatious guy

I did it! I killed a guy!

Welp...

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That's a sentence you don't hear often

I wouldn't have to talk to old people

My favorite conspiracy theory is that Bob Ross was the Zodiac killer

I got killed by the rock. I got killed by Dwayne Johnson

the Macho Man always delivers the knockout

Want to hear a joke about pizza?

almighty cherry