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The mission can wait two minutes
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1w
I don't understand how people can be afraid of birds
1
I'm slaying while he's decaying
There's a bear. There's a bear.
2w
there's a dog on the roof of the car
5
I shat pink shit all over the floor
I am Buzz Lightyear. Clearly.
3w
I am super autistic. Thank you for noticing.
I'm dressed as Buzz Lightyear and you're dying to me
2
TO INFINITY !
8
Tell me you don't get laid without telling me you don't get laid
4w
I just got prescribed a vitamin D supplement because I don't go outside
I'd rather stick a toothpick under my toenail and kick a wall
Run away, run away, run away
Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!
Help. Help. Help. How do I get out?
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