Oh my god I recognize that

I can't remember the last time I felt this way about a patron

Pretty sure that's a button that fell off my pants

I don't mean to floss over dental care

that's why they call me the Lord of the Rakes

awestruck by detective when's gorgeous body

Y04//E37: Spending quality time with household items

story of my life

fighting a giant tentacle monster that's lobbing exploding balls at me

in a survival horror game, when the game gives you everything you want, typically, that means you about to die

Ghost with the last minute save

he was going to quack me up

this is how my life goes

I'm not your person. You're my person.

My mom has a misdirect. Raccoon badge? What? How?

you only watch boring things