i can't believe we won actually

i hate this game so much it's such a bad video game why do people play it

Don't you dare think about eating an allergy pill off the floor

yelling is not an attack

Do I smell bad?

I can't hit the giant flower

it's a phase, mom

LIKE….DUDE

The dragon might as well be my grandma

Wait, I want pizza rolls really badly suddenly

Scarlet Rot in your colon is not the best idea I've ever had

Moister than a cloister

NOT A SINGLE RAT BRO! NO! RATS!

theres a scorpionto the left and a dragon to the right, BUT ITS NOT THE DRAGON. ITS NOT THE DRAGON!

Yo, more than one? That's weird. That's not even logical.

Red meat dumplings? Bro.