the reason for it is he's purebred

I have hit puberty 12 times in the last day

You could call me a murder professional

Don't pee in the chat.

Executable successfully patched. Yeah, yep.

if it doesn't we just cry

It was my mortal enemy, a telephone, after all

Those are the hours for them.

Nah, extreme it is

Sausage is everything, is what I'm trying to say.

what in life could ever cause me to want to practice yodeling

That was more awkward than singing in front of a couple hundred people

I can't take my dog to the park anymore

Chat, do you want to know why I can't take the dog to the park anymore?

to be Frank and then they're never Frank, that's just crazy

Neapolitan pizza? Is that like when you put Neapolitan ice cream on your pizza?