If a short psychic broke out of jail, you'd have a small medium at large. !PP !Joke !Slap @

It looks like my cats sick... He doesn't seem to be feline well !PP !Joke !Slap @

I'll do algebra, tackle geometry, maybe even a little calculus... but graphing is where I draw the line. !PP !Joke !Slap @

It's inappropriate to make a dad joke if you're not a dad. It's a faux Pa !PP !Joke !Slap @

Best response ever

A musician's backup plan is always something to fall Bach on !PP !Joke !Slap @

With great reflexes comes great response ability !PP !Joke !Slap @

With great reflexes comes great response ability !PP !Joke !Slap @

With great reflexes comes great response ability !PP !Joke !Slap @

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest !PP !Joke !Slap @

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest !PP !Joke !Slap @

When you have a bladder infection... urine trouble. !PP !Joke !Slap @

When you have a bladder infection... urine trouble. !PP !Joke !Slap @

When you have a bladder infection... urine trouble. !PP !Joke !Slap @

When you have a bladder infection... urine trouble. !PP !Joke !Slap @

I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on too high... she seemed surprised !PP !Joke !Slap @