Dead before the animation even finish...

GENTLEMAN, I'VE LOCATED IT!

If the fish don't get out of MY way?? F*** EM!

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Our daughter roundhouse kicked my wife in response to a creature

James Pond's having a Stronk, call the Pondulance

Baby's first Warper experience

sound distortion

Marnie DITCHING ME in the middle of a transaction

The mythical SAND Leviathan!

My wife blew me up and gave me crabs!

My wife BLOWING UP OUR FARM

I didn't know I could DO THAT!

Nom Nom Nom *dead*

michigan!

WE'RE IN MICHIGAN