truth

what am i doing with my life.

Pat-casso in the Rock Bottom museum.

Is Punisher still an adequate name for this guy? That was just straight up annihilation.

SpongeBob predicted the Star Wars sequel trilogy...

"Hey Patrick, I found something funnier than 24..."

Bro was petrified at getting his first golden spatula...

The ghost of one of our defeated alien enemies is haunting us.

"Did you just correct me on 'web zip' to 'web swing'?!?!"

Luna Snow is Batman???

I'm pretty sure the entire enemy team helped me score that.

"Gurl, I'm pretty sure your dress could be a god damn parachute."

Thor discovering new Midgard jokes.

Someone tell Blue the ambulance on the map won't provide heals...

The fact this happened after he spent a good chunk of the match attacking me... 😭

"HELP ME, I'M GETTING SLIMED BY A CREEPY CAKE ICE CREAM MAN."