I found a fire wand for you, and you left me to die.

I thought it was a monster

unfortunate for anyone's ears that plays with me

It doesn't understand anyone south of Virginia, I bet.

look this is my friend paul

my own wand blew me up sure did

I want to be on that level

I'm a sad, pathetic yearner, so this is my kind of jam right here

not very appropriate for all audiences, is it?

I don't know if I need that in my life right now

That's the equivalent of Good Luck Babe, really, for gay men.

Happy Lesbian Visibility Week, by the way, everybody

That lizard is absolutely going on two legs

you're our attack dog

You truly are the cadet in space

this is a pimple patch