Making bad decisions

I woke up and unintentionally chose violence

VTubers know how to read?

Pancake, you threw up water

I'm sitting here leaning forward to play it on my keyboard

You have a beast of a PC, dude

my name is Eevee Cakes, your friendly neighborhood rubber duck-obsessed raccoon

happy marriage. Don't get any STDs or beat each other

We are nowhere near ready for that

that's the noise I started making was a couscous sound

he just left me there with her tickling my ribs trapped on a vibrating bed

my grandmother who thought that pie and ice cream was an acceptable breakfast

I don't know where I'm going, but I'm leaving

Don't wipe your eye with your cat

There is a frozen broom with a cat on it

My appendix had ruptured and was leaking into my bloodstream