i don't want all these choices i need less choices

Did I do it? I made a noise. Yay! I did it!

I just closed Minecraft. How did I do that?

Did I just kill myself?

is it a fat horse?

I am a saint in this game

guess what happens? The weekend.

i wasn't expecting that one, but that's okay

I'm a winner. I'm a wiener!

you know what's not part of survival? Respawning

Spotted dick is a real British dessert

you tell someone to touch grass but they're deadly allergic to it

I am a dog trainer!

all his guts fell out

My head's never been patted more

I'm gonna leave it there. Just because it's beautiful