[Fractured Opolis] Day 11 | Do you think the Swiss Army ever wonders where all of its knives are going?

[Fractured Opolis] Day 8 | Last night, I kept dreaming that I had written Lord of the Rings. The wife said I'd been Tolkien in my sleep.

The least scary horror movie ever

Flashbang

wouldn't be nicer.. and tunes by wiggly

Avenging himself

Those reflexes

its for all the drama

Dooon't you want some-body to raaaiiid.

[DourCraft] Day 7 | I didn't know the army was so secretive. I asked them what their lowest rank was and they told me it's private.

[DourCraft] Day 6 | I've signed an endorsement deal with a podium company. It's a product I can really get behind.

[DourCraft] Day 6 | I've signed an endorsement deal with a podium company. It's a product I can really get behind.

Closed Captioning Captures an AurNaur

Talk of explosions when Breach shows up, then KABOOM!

(. __.) pug just lost words rn and brain

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