He almost hugged me

Oh that's me playing Battlefield

Commenting on fashion, jealous lady

Look at me flying!

I didnt hit the tank but I killed someone

He got very pissed at me

Showoff

Where did that come from?

Did I get him twice?

A gallery brawl

Angry red bull

A snake floating in the boat

You tried to get me with a rocket launcher

Spawned in a rock?

Um, the boat is sinking

I don't know how they got down there