And my husband gets hangry, you know?

Traded one toxic game for another

i was like huh giraffes

now you talking shit because you're safe, huh

We're starting weekly Spanish lessons

I'm not opening that game again

Such a good boy. When he wants to be.

All these jump scares in the last two days

i was just warming up food and i was like oh, this should be fast, right?

He's gaslighting me. You men can't be trusted

Aren't you supposed to be a pastor?

I can't play scary games unless someone's playing with me

The slight bit of relief that I felt

Just a skill issue. He's right, though.

Wait, is that the rat king? I think so

I'm going to have to relearn this game.