I've never lost a single one down one of those holes

You've always looked a bit like Roy Orbison

Oh, I heard I like a freckled cock. No, heckler.

I'd rather lick steaming hot piss off of stinging nails

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You lost it, mate. You lost it.

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Comes up quite a lot in DayZ, though