Oh wait, I already am

Orb theft is a class two felony

I'm the gamer

I'm not even going to notice him now

Do I have to put on the fursuit?

we're all a little poisoned in our own ways

It turns me gay

You're also dying today

007, more like 710

the AC is only ever too hot or too cold

in sync

Birth a squirrel, then chitter on him, girl

you could be a little parasocial

The second one was fake

I TF'd a little bit

The great wheel says tails