OOC: Eggs were a mistake

Aahh (꒪⌓꒪)

Local not-yet-30-year-old finds multiple white hairs, join as at 11 as she jumps off a toll-free, troll-free bridge (jk, there are trolls)

Hey sorry I'm late I had to scarf down a salmon like a naked and starving Alaskan bear making its way out of a grueling hibernation

Hey sorry I'm late I had to scarf down a salmon like a naked and starving Alaskan bear making its way out of a grueling hibernation

Hey sorry I'm late I had to scarf down a salmon like a naked and starving Alaskan bear making its way out of a grueling hibernation

HELLO, SINNER

hey man thanks for sharing

never bring a knife to a knife fight

the perfect fade to black

Chopping off my hands and using them to cool down everyone's beverages because these puppies are COLD (you're welcome on the drink btw)

Chopping off my hands and using them to cool down everyone's beverages because these puppies are COLD (you're welcome on the drink btw)

I'm not completely straight

gay baiting ?

Chopping off my hands and using them to cool down everyone's beverages because these puppies are COLD (you're welcome on the drink btw)

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