Queen Beryl IS in fact the table!

Vance number sus?

2K is stupid.

Cobra Commander destroys Link's leg.

Questionable non-call.

Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball! NO CRYING!

It's okay, little one.

It's been a while since a match in ECW ended by DQ.

Taz tapped like a little b---h (Cross' words, not mine).

Almost hit the ceiling on that one.

Sailor Jupiter debuts in ECW.

Biggest win for the Dity Pair?

Ash Ketchum vs Bucky O'hare vs Winston Zeddemore vs Haseo vs Maxy vs Tuxedo Mask

Sailor Moon vs Sailor Mercury 2 out of 3 falls.

League Champion vs Gym Leader

Johnny Cage wins