I was actually with him when my grandpa passed

She likes her monkey

It's nothing like the eight bottles of vodka that I did earlier

Tramp stamp Tina

Look at this photograph

Twitch must be a little twitching

last drink she gave me had balls in it

It's vanilla ice cream. Read the label.

I don't give a shit if I'm wrong. I'm just gonna stand my ground

NEVER AGAIN

Free cheese! Anybody want some free cheese?

Why can't you hydrate? Because I'm not spending all night going to the bathroom

Fuzzy leather. Not fuzzy leather. What?

you're never a bother, I promise

that's the most unrealistic thing I've ever seen in my life

HOWDY!! - Clip 2