You're too small

Last Second Shot

Don't think you wanna be doing that

Your father was a hamster

Stand back! My cup is radioactive!

OBLITERATED

Sledgehammer + drone

Marcus just got his butt kicked... by a frog

I don't have enough clean clothes

Why is there a kid laughing at me?

Wow, when your family "loves you"

Weird bug!

Your thing is so effing massive

Stealings bad!!

Sword fight for the win!!!!

Does this work?