Accurate usage of ouija board

major dies and never comes back

more scared than ive ever been btw

flesh being wtf

he has to go poopies

my eyes are itchy

okay maybe not

MAJOR jumpscare haha get it

IMSORRYIMSORRYIMSORRY

major's picking his nose

farting in the storage closet

oomf dies and never comes back

i heart playing w toys

pffffffffffttttttttttttttt

slo mo chicken jockey

Eridian's mysterious ailment only cured by Dr. House MD