clench it so hard it rips a hole in space time

I just want to be a naked zombie bear

I drew a dick butt. Oh, my God. Look at that fucking dick butt.

Sounds like the ocean smells like the Jersey Shore.

He stood there going, oh, Billy

One time, Justin took me out to eat

Why was he standing there watching you like that?!??!?!

I got a little too excited

I once slipped a cake recipe into a report

Always make sure you've got the right hole

That was with extreme prejudice

Look at the comforting potato.

Nat 1 Stealth AND Perception >.>

Well this is awkward.

I got a message from Astarion - he just went "Pobody's Nerfect!"

My ass got stuck. It was not one of my most proud moments.