You can't fool me! You're the one in a dream!

That's messed up! She should be set free!

I'm not stabbing you OR stealing your money

Not a bad game just not a game for me

A level cap of HOW much?!

An illusion... a fantasy! A Final Fantasy!

Metaphorical bingo card

I'm King Arthur now

It's been awhile since I had a hard time with a boss in this game...

Hey look, the monster I was talking about

Thor's Hammer?!

Are you saying I'm not cute normally?

Hamster isn't a class upgrade

You know what Vorpal rhymes with?

If you can reach through the screen and into the game

That's a terrible fate either way