I've been saddled with parenthood by my chat!

Babe wake up it's dinch time!

Universe, please don't make the Earth flat!

I slathered my eyes in butter

Analogue horror Halo 2 girlies!

It tastes like paper

The Narrator is going through some things...

The $4 game giveth and it taketh away

Am I the baddy?

Do you think candles burn faster when they're thicker?

Heidi is the cutest most adorable bean

Go appreciate her nerds!

Cats appreciate the boob shelf

Luna tempts the monkey's paw daily!

All. The. Sin.

Sozo stole my wife!